Wide Stance
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A woman had just started to play golf when she got stung on the arm by a bee. She rushed back to the clubhouse, hoping to find a doctor. She asked "Is anyone here a doctor?"
One guy, who was pretty drunk, stood up and said, "I'm a doctor, what can I help you with?"
"I've been stung by a bee."
"Oh really, where?"
"Between the first and second hole"
"Well first of all, your stance is too wide...."
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get stung on the arm: ÆÈÀ» ½îÀÌ´Ù.
rush back to: ±ÞÈ÷ ~·Î µ¹¾Æ°¡´Ù.
clubhouse: (°ñÇÁÀåÀÇ) Ŭ·´ ȸ°ü.
drunk: ¼ú¿¡ ÃëÇÑ.
first of all: ¿ì¼± ¹«¾ùº¸´Ùµµ.
stance: µÎ ¹ß »çÀÌÀÇ Æø.
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