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Making Unemployed
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After the microsurgeons congress in New York, the leading surgeons sat
in a bar and drank some beer. When they got loaded, they began
bragging about their greatest triumphs.
The first surgeon, an Australian, told, "We once had a guy that had
been squashed in a press in a printing works house last year. The only
thing that was left was the left little finger. Our team of surgeons
managed to construct a new hand, they built a new arm and a new
body, so that when he finally went back to work, he became so efficient
that he made five people unemployed."
"That's nothing," said an American surgeon. "We had a worker that got
stuck in a nuclear reactor. The only thing that was left was the hair.
We made a new head, a new body and new organs, and then we sent
him back to the working life. He got so efficient that he made 50 people
unemployed.
The Swedish surgeon didn't want to be any worse so he said, "One
day, when I was out walking I felt the smell of a fart. I put the fart in
a bag and carried it to the hospital, let it out on the table and started
working. First we wrapped the fart in an asshole, built a new ass and
attached a body to it. Finally, it became a man named Carl Bildt
(Swedish prime minister) and he's making a whole fucking country
unemployed.
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