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Progress of Medicine
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An American, an Englishman and a Japanese fellow were discussing
their respective countries over drink at a London pub one evening. The
English fellow mentioned that British medicine had progressed so far
that doctors recently had taken a single liver and cut it into six pieces
then transplanted it into six separate men in need of a healthy liver.
This had resulted in six new workers in the job market.
At this, the Japanese guy said that in his country doctors had cut a
lung into twelve pieces, transplanted these into twelve people in need of
healthy lungs, thereby putting twelve new people in the job market.
Not to be outdone, the American said, "That's nothing. In the U.S., we
took one asshole, made it President, and now there are 10 million people
in the market for a job!"
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respective: °¢°¢ÀÇ
discuss... over drink: ¼úÀ» ¸¶½Ã¸é¼ ÅäÀÇÇÏ´Ù
pub: ¿µ±¹½Ä ¼±¼úÁý
mention: ¸»ÇÏ´Ù
progress: ¹ßÀüÇÏ´Ù
transplant: ÀÌ½Ä ¼ö¼úÇÏ´Ù
separate: °¢°¢ µ¶¸³µÈ
result in: °á°ú°¡ ¡¦ÀÌ µÇ´Ù
thereby: ±×°ÍÀ¸·Î
Not to be outdone: ÁöÁö ¾ÊÀ¸·Á°í
asshole: Ç×¹®, °³ÀÚ½ÄÀ̶õ ¶æµµ ÀÖ´Ù
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