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Democrats and Republicans
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One day the President goes out jogging and he passes a little boy
selling kittens. He stops to talk to the little boy. "What kind of kittens
do you have there, son?"
"These are Democrats, Mr. President," the boy says proudly.
"Fantastic. Carry on," responds the President.
A week later the President is out on another jog along the same route,
and he passes the boy again. He stops to talk to him. "That kind of
kittens do you have this week, son?"
"Republicans, Mr. President," replies the boy.
"Republicans? Last week they were Democrats!" exclaims Mr. Clinton.
And the boy responds, "That's because their eyes were closed. This
week their eyes are open."
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