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Blind Man
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A lady finishes her shower just in time to hear the doorbell ring. Realizing she doesn't have
a robe, she hollers down the hall, "Who is it?" A voice answers "It's the blind man." Cautiously
opening the door a bit, she says, "You're the blind man?""Yes, ma'am," he says.
"What the hey," she thinks to herself, "He can't see me," with that she flings open the door.......
"What is it you want?" she says. With wide eyed surprise, the man stammers, "Lady, I just
need to hang the blinds you ordered last week."
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just in time: ¹Ù·Î ±×¶§.
robe: ½Ç³»º¹.
holler: ¼Ò¸®¸¦ Áö¸£´Ù.
blind: ´«ÀÌ ¸Õ; ºí¶óÀεå(â¹® °¡¸®°³).
a bit: ¾à°£.
What the hey: ¾î¼³ª.
think to oneself: ¸¶À½¼ÓÀ¸·Î »ý°¢ÇÏ´Ù.
fling open: Ȱ¦ ¿´Ù.
with wide eyed surprise: ³î¶ó¼ ´«ÀÌ ÈÖµÕ±×·¹Áö¸ç.
stammer: ¿ì¹°°Å¸®´Ù, ¸»À» ´õµë´Ù.
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