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Arthritis
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A man who smelled like a distillery flopped down on a subway seat
next to a priest. The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with
red lipstick, and a half empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn
coat pocket. He opened his newspaper and began reading. After a few
minutes the disheveled guy turned to the priest and asked, "Say, father,
what causes arthritis?"
"Mister, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap wicked women, too
much alcohol, and a contempt for your fellow man."
"Well, I'll be damned", the drunk muttered, returning to his paper.
The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and
apologized.
I'm very sorry. I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long have you
had arthritis?"
"I don't have it, father. I was just reading in the newspaper that the
Pope does."
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