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Shipwrecked Golfer
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A Scotchman was shipwrecked and finally washed ashore on a small
island. As he regained consciousness on the beach he saw a beautiful
unclad nymphet standing over him. She said "Would you like some
food?"
The Scot hoarsely croaked, "Och, lassie, I havna' ittin a bite in a week
and I am verra hungry!"
She disappeared into the woods and quickly comes back with a heaping
helping of haggis. When he choked it down, she asked "Would you
like something to drink?"
"Och, aye! I wad verra much like a drink!"
She goes off into the woods again and returns with a bottle of 75 year
old single-malt Scotch whiskey! The Scotchman in beginning to think
that he's in heaven when the unclad nymphet leans closer and says
"Would you like to play around?"
"Och, lassie, don't tell me ye've got a golf course here too!"
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shipwreck: ³ÆÄÇÏ´Ù
be washed ashore: Çغ¯¿¡ ¹Ð¾î¿Ã·ÁÁö´Ù, Ç¥ÂøÇÏ´Ù
regain: ȸº¹ÇÏ´Ù
consciousness: ÀǽÄ
unclad: ¿ÊÀ» ¾È ÀÔÀº
nymphet: ¼ºÀû ¸Å·ÂÀÌ ÀÖ´Â ¼Ò³à
horsely croak: ½® ¸ñ¼Ò¸®·Î Åõ´ú°Å¸®´Ù
lassie: ¼Ò³à, ¾Æ°¡¾¾
heaping helping: ¼öºÏÈ÷ ÇÑ ±×¸©
haggis: ¾çâÀÚ·Î ¸¸µç ½ºÄÚƲ·£µåÀÇ ÀüÅë À½½Ä
choke down: (À½½Ä¹°À») °Ü¿ì »ïÅ°´Ù
single-malt Scotch whisky: ºí·»µù(È¥ÇÕ)ÇÏÁö ¾ÊÀº ´ÜÀÏ ½ºÄ«Ä¡ À§½ºÅ°
play around: ³î¾Æ³ª´Ù(ÀÌ ½ºÄÚƲ·£µåÀÎÀº °ñÇÁ ÇÑ ¶ó¿îµå °ÔÀÓÀ» ÇÑ´Ù´Â ¶æÀÇ play a round·Î µé¾ú´Ù.)
don't tell me: ¼³¸¶
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